The Eggnog Roulette Christmas Show 2021
With the Army of Drunks
Spending Christmas alone? If you’re a fan of our show, we’re just going to assume you are! But fear not, lonely drunken shut-in! You can spend Christmas with the Army of Drunks.
Our little festive foofarah is designed to give you the full Christmas Experience without ever leaving your home.
We start out by playing Eggnog Roulette, a most dangerous game where we mix eggnog with the most neglected leftover boozes you might have lurking in the back of your liquor cabinet. But it doesn’t stop there! We cover buying yourself a present off your old Amazon wish list — because who deserves it more than you? We also give you the awkward political dinner conversation, catch up on Laurie’s personal relationship with Donald Trump, as well as 2021 Name That Sex Act (a Christmas tradition in the AoD), and carol a rousing rendition of “O Come All Ye A-Holes.”
Oh, and also hear how Buck’s house got shot at, how Shaft’s Grisly’s Cosmic Black is going, and learn about MixMa$ter Therm’s barrel aging madness!
It’s Christmas! Who needs other people?
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DRINK ALONG AT HOME
Our Eggnog Roulette Results Table
| Eggnog & Old Vermouth | BAD! |
| Eggnog & Old Brandy | GOOD! |
| Eggnog & Vodka & Kahula (The Nog Russian) | DECENT |
| Eggnog & Early Times Whiskey | LESS-THAN-LOVELY BUT DRINKABLE |
| Eggnog & Diplomatico Rum & Disaronno Italian Almond Liqueur | AWESOME! |
| Eggnog & Bols Creme de Menthe | NOT BAD |
| Eggnog & Rum & Trader Joe’s Coffee Creme Liqueur | UNIRONICALLY DRINKABLE |
| Eggnog & Tequila Almond Liqueur | NOT GOOD |
| Eggnog & Goldschlager | DAMN NICE! |
CATCHING UP WITH LAURIE
Or Matt’s Unintentional Text Relationship with Donald Trump’s Fund-Raising Committee
In case you’ve forgotten the backstory, Matt somehow ended up on Trump’s fundraising text list, his phone number typo-ed in by someone named Laurie. Now Trump won’t leave Laurie alone, and the dysfunctional family guilt-trip is being leveraged hard.
Check below for some actual Trump texts to Laurie!
“WOW. Don’t ignore Trump’s PERSONAL message, Laurie!”
As always, all of this stuff is copyright 2021 Army of Drunks.