Summer means three things: unbearable heat, children with no idea what to do with themselves but know the vacation clock is ticking out, and SCIENCE! Or, if you're us, it means Harvey Wallbangers, Grisly's Cosmic Floats, and returning scientist Ian McEwan who is here to school us on the finer points of just how the hell A.I. works these days. Along the way, we revisit the storied history of Harvey Wallbanger, and how an advertising agency made up a whole bunch of bullshit that America fell in love with, again. Also, MixMa$ter Therm whips up the Harvery Whipbanger as a tribute to the Orange Julius, and America falls in love, again.
THE CHARLES DICKENS PUNCH
(a.k.a. THE DICK PUNCH)
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2016
with Simon Turkington & Surprise Inside
& Special Guest Bartender MixMa$ter Liz
Another Goddamn Christmas!
2016 has been one big punch in the dick, so why not celebrate it’s end with the Army of Drunks and a punch recipe from Charles Dickens himself? SPOILER: It involves setting something on fire. (SECOND SPOILER: Scrooge changes his old curmudgeonly ways!)
Then the drunks whip up a little Christmas magic with Magician Ordinaire Simone Turkington of Mystiki Magic. Hear how dropping a child into this world made her want to up and learn to become a goddamn magician! And once again, our trusty improv musical guests Surprise Inside make up songs as they go along. We also compare 2016 to other years, find out what’s in Shaw’s Christmas Craw, hear how Vanessa murdered Santa Clause! Merry Christmas!
