The 2022 Shameless Burning Man Show
With Andie Grace and Tabitha Hewitt.
Yes, this is the one where we taste-test the best drinks for Burning Man. So listen up, chump!
EVERYONE: “Hey assmonkeys, when are you going to put up the Burning Man 2022 show notes?”
US: “Jesus, at least two months after the event is over. Three if we really put our heads down and apply ourselves. Why?”
So just how many of our fans are Burning Man types? Well, from the comments we get, a lot more than those of you so-called “regular people” who stay at home on Labor Day weekend NOT telling us just how much you like us, even if how much is “not very.”
And since so many of our fans are Burners, we figured why not just lean into it and shameless;y do a show around that damn thing they do in the desert? And as a public service to all of our Burner fans, we’re taste-testing all of those weird desert cocktails you mix out there in the playa hoping against all reason that combining alcohol and electrolytes will magically keep the booze from dehydrating you along with the sauna-grade heat and sub-zero humidity.*
*So what if sub-zero humidity isn’t scientifically possible. We don’t care. If you’ve been there, you know what we’re talking about.
We also talk to two experienced BMorg official-type-people types to find out just what the hell is going on behind the scenes at Burning Man. Spoiler: None of it is about drug orgies, pagan rituals, or cops on molly.
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https://armyofdrunks.libsyn.com/the-2022-shameless-burning-man-show
But before that, let us shamelessly plug the one drink everyone loved: The Grisly’s Cosmic Float! (Full disclosure: Yes, this is the company one of us owns. Sorry.)
First, get yourself the best bourbon and cola in a can from shop.grislyscosmic.con
Then get:
– Vanilla Ice Cream
– Caramel Sauce
– Whipped Cream — Ideally vanilla Whip-Shots
– Vanilla Wafer Cookies
– Sprinkles
RECIPE:
Crush the cookies into crumbs. Rim a large glass with caramel and dip it in a bowl of cookie crumbs to make it look all crumb-covered and stuff. Put a scoop of vanilla ice cream, then a big shot of caramel sauce, and pour in the Grisly’s Cosmic Black. Top it with whipped cream and a whole cookie, then drink it like a boss!
Or watch the video that wordpress won’t embed right here!
https://youtube.com/shorts/IFkn93meJ-4?feature=share
And now, onto the Playa Classics! NOTE: all drinks involve mixing in the same damn glass you’re going to drink the thing out of, in whatever ratio seems to make sense to you at the time.
| DRINK | INGREDIENTS | MATT | THERM | BUCK | ERIC |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Clown Jucie | Beer & Clamato | Yes | Yes | No | “Present” |
| Gatoradita | Gatorade & Tequila | No | “Present” | Yes | Yes |
| Pickletini | Vodka & Prickle Brine | No | No | No | Yes |
| Rocket Sauce | Vodka, Gatorade, Energy Drink | “Present” | No | Yes | No |
| Radler | Beer & Lemondae | Yes | Yes | “Soft Yes” | “Soft Yes” |
LINKS TO OTHER SHOW STUFF
Andie’s Burning Man Podcast
https://burningman.org/podcast/
Buck’s Music
https://buckaedown.bandcamp.com
Eric’ Grisly’s Cosmic – The Best Whiskey and Cola in a Can or your life back!
https://shop.grislyscosmic.com/