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Short: 1980s – THE SEX ON THE BEACH

By Eric

AOD_Sex on the Beach_show_slug_small_IMG_1618Short: 1980s – The Sex on the Beach
with the Army of Drunks

Why are we doing this?  Really, why are we doing this?  The 80s.  Was it the beginning of institutionalized Spring Break drinking, or did it just seem that way because everyone was young and drunk?   We take no steps toward finding out, but we do drive head-first into the Sex on the Beach cocktail.  And if it makes you feel any better, we don’t enjoy it.

And if you can create one cocktail after an embarrassing Spring Break indiscretion, can you create more?  Find out as we reverse-engineer awkward sex acts into cocktail recipes.  And remember, Alcohol Jesus is watching over us all.

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DRINK ALONG AT HOME!
The Sex on the Beach

Pour everthing in a big glass with ice.  Stir.  Drink.  Throw dignity down toilet.  Repeat.

OPTIONAL MIXMA$TER THERM VARIATIONS
MixMa$ter Therm came up with a couple of variants to make to make the drink a little more palatable.

  • Variant One: Replace the Peach schnapps with Cointreau.
  • Variant Two: Replace the Peach schnapps with a float of Galliano.

OTHER SPRING BREAK SEX-ACT COCKTAILS!

THE SEX IN A MOTEL6
• Jaegermeister
• Plastic-lined glass
• Small bar of soap

THE BLOWJOB IN A PARKING LOT
• Midori
• Cream.

THE UNCOMFORTABLE THREEWAY
•Goldschlager
•Kahlua
•Coke

THE CONSOLATION HANDY
• Orbitz
• Popov

THE DANCEFLOOR DRY-HUMP
• Red Bull
• Dry Sack Sherry

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Short: 1920s – THE BEE’S KNEES

By Eric

AOD_Bees_Knees_Slug_small_IMG_0398Short: 1920s – The Bee’s Knees
with Katie Massa and Jason Berlin

It’s “Drink-a-Decade,” which is as catchy as we can pull off when we’ve had a few.  The Army of Drunks is profiling one cocktail to represent the spirit of each decade, and we’re starting with Prohibition.  Enjoy the 1920’s-era Bee’s Knees, the cocktail so delightfully sweet it can mask even the most formaldehyde-laden bathtub gin.  (But we suggest something botanical.)  Buck and Vanessa are on break, so welcome Katie Massa and Jason Berlin, who can tell you all about evil grandmas and getting arrested while wearing Daisy Dukes.  (NSFW as always.)

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DRINK ALONG AT HOME
The Bee’s Knees Cocktail

  • 2 oz  Gin (Dry gin is more historically accurate, but botanical gin works like magic.)
  • 3/4 oz fresh lemon juice
  • 3/4 oz honey simple syrup (one part honey, one part water)
  • Lemon twist to garnish

First, choose your gin.  Yes, a dry gin is more historically accurate, but a more modern botanical gin mixes really well with the honey.  (And face it, if you really wanted to be historically accurate you’d use bathtub gin mixed with formaldehyde.)  Then make some honey simple syrup the same way you make regular simple syrup, but with honey.  (We know that’s complicated, but breathe through it.)  Then squeeze a lemon, because anyone using store-bought lemon juice is a bounder and a cad.  Mix all the liquid ingredients in a shaker.  Shake like the cops are busting down the door.  Pour into your glass of choice (a martini glass works nicely), add the lemon twist and enjoy.

MixMa$ter Therm dresses for the decade.
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And Buy Your Katie-Approved Daisy Dukes here!

Along with other fine products at our Drunkstore!

 

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