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SHO(r)T – Bitters no. 1

December 1, 2014 By Eric

THE ARMY OF DRUNKS SHO(r)T – BITTERS (the first)
With Taylor and Jeremy from Bitter Tears.

We’ll be back with a full show next week, but in the mean time learn all about bitters — and bitterness — with Taylor and Jeremy from Bitter Tears as we get drunk on the “Pork and Beans” cocktail, unearth Taylor’s Aunt’s torrid affair with Charles Bukowski, and learn that little ice cubes are for punk-ass chumps. (NSFW, as usual)

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THE PORK AND BEANS

2 oz Bulleit Bourbon (or any brand you hold regrets over)
3/4 oz Copa de Oro Coffee Liqueur
4 pulls Bitter Tears “Ms. Piggy” Peppercorn Bacon bitters

PREPARATION
Combine bourbon, coffee liqueur and bitters in a mixing glass half filled with ice. Gently stir until chilled and properly diluted, about 20 seconds. Julep train into a chilled coupe or cocktail glass. Drink while thinking of what might have been.

BITTER TEARS can be found at:
http://www.bittertears.la/

And look for their pop-up bar at Bitchcraft Los Angeles.
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SHO(r)T – The Green Hawaii

November 25, 2014 By Eric

THE ARMY OF DRUNKS SHO(r)T – THE GREEN HAWAII

An Army of Drunks Original Cocktail For No Reason

Yes, the Army is releasing a “Short” or “Shot” or whateveryouwannacallit as we get in sync with the holidays. Tonight we try an original cocktail: The Green Hawaii. Why? Because nothing says “aloha” like absinthe! We also take an uncomfortably long time to sign off. Mahalo, mofos!

(NSFW as always.)

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THE GREEN HAWAII

3/4 oz. Light Rum
3/4 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Absinthe
3 oz. Pineapple Juice
1 oz. Sweet & Sour Mix

Glass Type: Cthulhu-themed Tiki Mug or any vessel that’s been cursed by dark forces and chilled for an hour.

PREPARATION
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker or blender. If using cocktail shaker, blend! If using blender, shake! Pour into glass. Garnish with tiny black cocktail umbrella. Enjoy on beach while writing poem about ravens, vampires or death.

THE MOSCOW MULE SHOW – with Rikki Simons and Richard Horvitz

November 17, 2014 By Eric

THE ARMY OF DRUNKS
MOSCOW MULE SHOW
With guests character actors Richard Horvitz and Rikki Simons.

Dismember your childhoold as cartoon voice actors Richard Horvitz and Rikki Simons — from Nickeldoeon’s “Invader ZIM” — get loaded on the Moscow Mule. Learn the history of a cocktail created in secret by a beverage cabal. Hear True Tales of Convention Horror. Then play “Name that Sex Act” with TV’s GIR! (NSFW, obviously.)

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THE MOSCOW MULE

1/2 ounce lime juice
2 ounces vodka
4 to 6 ounces ginger beer (not ginger ale, you child.)
Ice (obviously)

Glass Type: Copper mug, if you’re that kind of completist. Collins glass, otherwise.

PREPARATION
Squeeze lime juice into a copper mug* and toss in the spent lime if you’re feeling badass. Add ice cubes, then vodka and fill the remainder with ginger beer. Stir with an appropriate object and serve with an icy stare.

* If you don’t have a genuine copper Moscow Mule mug, just throw a few pennies into a regular glass** for “that ol’ copper tongue.”

** This is a terrible idea, and we don’t recommend you do it, ever. But hey, drop us an e-mail if you do.

OUR VALUED GUESTS:
http://www.rikkisimons.com/
http://www.richardhorvitz.com/

THE LONG ISLAND ICED TEA SHOW – with Moshe Kasher and Mike O’Connell

September 15, 2014 By Eric

Ladies and gentlemen, our first episode is now officially launched!

THE ARMY OF DRUNKS
Long Island Iced Tea Show
with guests Mike O’Connell and Moshe Kasher

Join the Army of Drunks as we get into the history of the most shamefully boozy cocktails of either the 1970’s or the Prohibition era, depending on who you believe. Guest comedians Mike O’Connell and Moshe Kasher discuss the art of stand-up comedy, and play “Drunk Comic vs. Sober Comic.”

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THE LONG ISLAND ICED TEA
1.5 cl Tequila
1.5 cl Vodka
1.5 cl White rum
1.5 cl Triple sec
1.5 cl Gin
2.5 cl Lemon juice
3.0 cl Gomme Syrup
1 dash of Cola

PREPARATION
Add all ingredients into highball glass filled with ice. Stir gently. Garnish with lemon spiral. Serve with straw. Consume with shame.

Pick up Moshe Kasher’s Book and Mike O’Connell’s albums on Amazon: