LET’S TALK ABOUT FEELINGS Pronouns, Bottom Surgery & Robot Fucking
with Brian Doherty
We’re back with Adrian Roberts, genuinely official gender non-binary and co-founder of Bootie Mashup dance parties to get into the deeper stuff on the reality of being transgender in America. Among that stuff: Those awkward pronouns, and how you should use them. (Turns out it’s not that complicated.) And also, the uncomfortable subject of “bottom surgery.” (Which is code for getting your genitals sliced up by a licensed professional surgeon.)
THE WASSAIL SHOW CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! With Jon Alloway, musical guest Surprise Inside, and the Army of Drunks’ Tiny Audience!
Ever been Wassailing? Well don’t. It’s based on a horrible drink made of eggs, lager, wine, and Dickensian despair. But it’s Christmas, and we get drunk on it so you don’t have to!
Welcome to the Army of Drunks Christmas Special! Forget the bullshit “War on Christmas,” we’re going after Santa, more specifically, the SantaCon Rampage, a once-proud tradition of culture jamming now filthy with hipsters and douchebags! Join us as we sit down with Jon Alloway, a veteran of the Los Angeles Cacophony Society as he tells us about the Krampus Run, a new tradition that celebrates St. Nicholas’ evil goat-headed partner in crime.
Also, all-improv band Surprise Inside regales us with christmas songs whipped-up-right-there-on-the-spot. We welcome our first Tiny Audience. And we learn what’s the only thing that can stop a bad Santa with a gun.
Warning: Contains Star Wars spoilers. Suck it, Bantha.
Just don’t. We tried a big steaming bowl of Wassail on the show, and we don’t recommend the experience for anything. It’s like drinking a glass of German cinnamon omelette. However… If you insist on drinking where angels fear to tread, MixMa$ter Therm recommends Alton Brown’s recipe. We are linking to it here. The rest is on your head.